Pennsylvania man walks into Target, steals handicap cart, pees on video games, flees
Yes, that double take you just made was not in vain: a man walked into a Target store in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, and proceeded to urinate on video games in their electronics department.
He literally went to Target to target some video games with his piss...
According to the Wilkes-Barre Township Police Department's Facebook page, the male suspect (right) entered the Target around 8:50 p.m. on January 5th, 2016. He proceeded to take a handicap electric cart, drive it around the store, and then stopped at the electronics aisle where he promptly removed a set of urine soaked pants before urinating on video games and video game accessories. After successfully pouring out the entirety of his bladder's contents, he proceeded to flee the scene - leaving behind a nasty mess for employees.
According to Gamespot, as of January 7th, 2016, the man has been arrested and charged for indecent exposure and public urination. Meanwhile, Kotaku has confirmed that the man's name has been released as one "Anel Mujkanovic."
Surprisingly, the man was not charged with destruction of property. Perhaps the plastic coating of shrinkwrap spared the video games from the yellow flood? Who knows. However, I would certainly not want to be one of the employees responsible for cleaning up the mess...
Maybe Anel will escape the charges if he told the jury he only peed on PC copies of Arkham Knight?