9 Pokemon That Are Too Kinky for a Kid's Game

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9. Palpitoad

Pokedex Entry (Omega Ruby): "When they vibrate the bumps on their heads, they can make waves in water or earthquake-like vibrations on land."

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Palpitoad is literally a "vibration Pokemon." It is clearly a personal massager. Aside from the tail, there is nothing tadpole-like about this Pokemon. No child should see this in a Pokemon game. It's just too weird.

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If you've made it this far, hopefully, it means you aren't curled up in a ball, crying over your lost innocence. Unfortunately, now that you've seen this, you'll never be able to unsee it. Still, I don't think any of us can say that we never got a slight inkling that some of these Pokémon weren't the best idea to put in a kid's game.

Have we ruined your childhood yet? Are there any Pokemon we missed in this list? Let us know in the comments below!

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Published Apr. 29th 2017
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