9 Pokemon That Are Too Kinky for a Kid's Game

5. Cloyster

Pokedex Entry (Gold Version): "Once it slams its shell shut, it is impossible to open, even by those with superior strength."

NSFW Moves: Hydro Pump, Rapid Spin

I feel like there are a lot of problems with this one. What sea creature is a sideways clam with two sets of lips? Despite the fact that Cloyster is not an accurate representation of a sea-dwelling mollusk, it does closely resemble a part of human anatomy.

Published Apr. 29th 2017
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