7. Sudowoodo
Pokedex Entry (Gold Version): "Although it always pretends to be a tree, its composition appears to be closer to a rock than a plant."
NSFW Moves: Harden, Slam, Head Smash
Sudowoodo looks like a flasher trying to expose itself to unsuspecting children. I also feel like any Pokemon with the word "wood" in its name shouldn't have the move "harden." It just seems wrong on so many levels. No one wants to get "slammed" by this hardened rock-like Pokemon.
Published Apr. 29th 2017
