Top 8 things we hope Hideo Kojima does in 2016

8. He climbs into the Octagon for an MMA bout against Konami CEO Satoshi Sakamoto

Okay, so the chances of this happening aren’t exactly high, but sometimes the best way for two dudes to settle their difference is to slug it out in the ring. And after the head-up-ass management choices made by Sakamoto, perhaps he needs some sense slapped into him.

At 52, Kojima would be the younger fighter by 15 years, but Sakamoto’s the bigger man and looks like he has the strength to cause Kojima some problems. Nevertheless, my money’s on the Metal Gear Solid master choking out Sakamoto in the second round, whispering “the 'microtransactions in mobile gaming' bubble has burst,” as the CEO passes out.

Published Dec. 11th 2015
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