Now that you've got the game itself, it's time to move onto the awesome third-party swag!
I know this bad guy will be gracing my phone soon, and it's available for the vast majority of iPhone iterations, from the iPhone 4 all the way up to the new iPhone 11 Pro Max.
Honestly, you need to be a bit brave to trust this case to protect your phone, though, considering the Spacer's Choice catchphrases: "You've tried the best, now try the rest" and "It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice!"
Seriously, if this thing doesn't fall apart within a year, then what's even the point?
If you don't need a new phone case, there are some nifty Spacer's Choice posters featuring the company's dubious logo, with this one in particular sporting a cool design that I desperately wish would get made into a doormat.