Games so bad, you have to try them!

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Normally, playing a bad game will leave you feeling annoyed, angry, frustrated, and overall dissatisfied with what you just played. However, sometimes you play a game that is so bad, that it is actually funny and enjoyable to make fun of.

My friends and I go to the local GameStop, and buy these games, just to see how awful they are. We found some good ones, and I recommend if you have a dollar or two to waste (because it is a waste), to go out and try one of these awful games.

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Sneak King

Blitz Games and Burger King united to make Sneak King, and if you are a fan of Assassin’s CreedSplinter Cell, or Metal Gear Solid, you will laugh hysterically at this attempt at a stealth-based video game. From the introduction, to the very end, you will not quit making fun of this game. It is bad. Your goal is to sneak up behind a person (which is very easy since he/she apparently only has tunnel vision) and give that person food. Make sure to pay attention where the Sneak King is pulling his food from. 

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Suggestively dressed females are swinging a bunch of samurai swords and saving Tokyo from zombies. This is an epic disaster by Tamsoft, but it’s definitely worth playing. See how long it takes you to not smile, you’ll last less than thirty seconds, I guarantee it. Your reward for doing well is more erotic-based articles of clothing to dress your character in. 

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Rumble Roses XX

If you thought Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad sounded bad, Konami's Rumble Roses XX makes it look PG rated. This game is all about sexuality. You get to wrestle with females that have suggestive names, do suggested moves, and acquire some (don’t be surprised) more clothing options as rewards. On top of that, you can take photos of your character and share it online. The gameplay is awful, but you’ll find yourself laughing nonstop at this despicable game. 

Science Papa

There are games that are meant to encourage intellectual learning and thinking, and then there is Science Papa. This game is a good idea that poorly executes. Whether it's the quickly annoying and repetitive soundtrack, or the repetitious experiments, you’ll have yourself wondering what on earth did Activision just create. Play this game with friends though, as it does have a competitive split screen mode. You’ll find yourself feeling ashamed at the fact that you are taking the competition of this game very serious. 

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Leisure Suit Larry (Series)

This entire series is bad in many ways, but it certainly doesn’t lack humor. The games aren’t all bad, and actually have some good things about them. This doesn’t excuse the perverted ways of Leisure Suit Larry though, and his countless attempts at getting laid. I recommend playing these games the most, because they're funny and easy to finish usually within a day. 

The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct

It seems that anytime you place the title, The Walking Dead, on a poster, toy, or video game, it’s going to be a huge success. This is almost completely true, except for this game.You will not be able to play this game without texture problems, mechanical problems, or some other random problem that you notice. This game is just a cheap cash-grab from Activision, so get it for really cheap. I kid you not, I shot a zombie in the head, the bullet went through him and caused no damage, and then he proceeded to quit trying to kill me. It was hilarious! 

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Barbie Dreamhouse Party

Little Orbit's game will give you nightmares. Barbie has a creepy face the whole time, it has the weirdest story plot ever, and it is wonderful to play with a group of your buddies. You will laugh the whole time you are playing this game, and then have horrible dreams of Barbie’s pink house and all her friends giving you the creepy smiling faces that they all have. This game is not for the weak, so play Barbie Dreamhouse Party if you dare.

There are a lot of video games that suck out there, and these are only a few of them. Feel free to let me know if there is a game that is so bad, so awful, and so hilarious, that you feel someone should play it. Please let me know, because I'll play them. 

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Published Jul. 5th 2015

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Fireboltz is a die-hard fan of gaming, and has been playing them for over twenty years. He's a graduate from Weber State University and looks forward to focusing his writing on the video game world.

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