The least inspiring and most outrageous video game quotes

13 of 17

Nobody's d*ck's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a f*cking long d*ck. Thus, the name."

-- Cass, Fallout: New Vegas

Even surprassing "your face looks like my butt," there is some truly bizarre dialog in the Fallout series when characters try to explain concepts in ways the Courier or Vault Dweller can understand.

Published Mar. 9th 2016
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