Bros Rejoice! The Xbox One Reveal Montage

While watching the live stream reveal for the Xbox One, only one thing came to mind.

Join me on the voyage of brodom.  

Bask in the glory that is brostasis.  

The kingdom of broism is upon us.  

Bro out with your brand new Xbox Bro:  Sports, shit talking, TV, and Call of Broty all in one.

Why so brotastic you might ask?  Well... where do we start.

This reveal was a complete kick to the plums of every hardcore gamer out there.  Us hardcore gamers could care less about 'insert sports game here'.  I think for the most part we are all hardcore gamers because we don't do... sports.

Next, that's basically all they talked about the entire reveal.  Sports games and live sports integration.  The only other things they even touched on were Call of Duty and some new game Quantum Break.

I take that back, there was one other thing they mentioned that didn't make me very very sad.  A Halo live action series.  That's cool.  Other than that, disappointment aplenty.

Published May. 21st 2013
  • Jamie K
    Featured Contributor
    I also HATE sports games on Xbox. They are so boring. Besides UFC. Only good one, but I'm biased.
  • Jamie K
    Featured Contributor
    That was HILARIOUS. That being said, if I never hear the word 'Bro' again I could die happy.
  • TygerWDR
    Featured Contributor
    X-Bro? Is there a USB Mini fridge for brews for bros?

  • Aneudys Tejeda
    BEST THING EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA Litteraly gonna quote this till it comes out no Lie!

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