For those of you who have not played Cookie Clicker yet, the following will not make much sense.
The following are real quotes taken from a text conversation I had with a friend who was playing Cookie Clicker at the same time as I was.
Share with us what you sound like when you play Cookie Clicker!
"It says to get 100 grandmas...so I click from 0 to 100...get the achievement then sell all my grandmas, so I can get another achievement without losing cookie. I've unlocked 44/93."
"How in the world am I going to accomplish 100 antimatter condensers????? This game will suck your life away!"
-"Which cursor have you unlocked? I have 1,000 personal clicks and the 100,000 one. I hate clicking the cookie."
-"I have clickrastic, clickathalon, clickolympics, and clickorama...I'm trying to do clickasmic now."
-"For the mouse click one...how am I supposed to click the cookie 10,000,000 times? That would mean clicking for half a day!"
-"I got the 10,000,000 one in a few secs...cause of the upgrades I bought just now."
-"When we finish the achievements...what will we do????? Help me."
-"We won't have lives. That's what."