The Top 10 Worst Dumpster Fire Games of 2018

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Here is the only advice you need when it comes to the art of seduction:

  1. Don't learn to seduce from video games.
  2. Don't learn to seduce from guys who go by nicknames that they clearly came up with in the 5th grade (aka, "Gambler")
  3. Don't learn to seduce at all.

Women don't want to be seduced: they want respect and clothes with pockets built in. Offer both and you should get by just fine.

I've heard many people suggest that this game is meant to be silly or understood as a joke. And if that's the case, then the creator of this game's long career as a pickup artist must be such deep satire that it's virtually indistinguishable from the real thing.

Otherwise, I'd have to assume he follows the path of plausible deniability espoused by 20th century philosopher Nelly:

"I'm just kiddin'... Unless you're gonna do it."

And even if that were the case, the gameplay is awful, and the humor is as cringy as the time your father drunkenly wet his pants during the "drunken pants wetting" scene in A Star Is Born.

Don't learn to seduce from video games: I'm pretty sure there was a GI Joe "knowing is half the battle" scene written about that.

Published Dec. 21st 2018
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