Adult  Tagged Articles RSS Feed | GameSkinny.com Adult  RSS Feed on GameSkinny.com https://www.gameskinny.com/ en Launch Media Network 10 weird porn parody games that actually exist https://www.gameskinny.com/e8hg7/10-weird-porn-parody-games-that-actually-exist https://www.gameskinny.com/e8hg7/10-weird-porn-parody-games-that-actually-exist Tue, 13 Oct 2015 05:41:28 -0400 Auverin Morrow

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We can't guarantee that all the games on this list are good, but we can guarantee that they're entertaining. You may need a little eye bleach afterwards, though. We've seen things that cannot be unseen. 

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Have you played any of these games? Are you going to? Share your thoughts (or titillating tales) with us in the comments below!

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Biocock Intimate

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A shockingly well-done BioShock parody. And proof that asking the Internet to stop making porn of a character will make the Internet do the exact opposite.

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This game doesn't feature the crude hand-drawn flash figures we're used to seeing in porn parodies. Elizabeth looks like she just stepped out of a Telltale interpretation of BioShock Infinite. To top off the polished graphics, there’s even full voice acting – and pretty good voice acting; most of it seems ripped from the real game itself.

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When the game opens, you’ve just regained consciousness. And Elizabeth is eager to get your gear into her pants. Biocock Intimate is a little less interactive than some of the other games on our list; pretty much all you do is advance through various positions until both of you are spent. But the quality more than makes up for the simplicity, and you’ll get a hilarious surprise when Elizabeth finally climaxes. 

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This one is definitely worth playing through at least once, even if it’s just for the lolz. But you can unlock multiple versions of Elizabeth, so there's replay value, too. Check out the demo here.

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Honorable Mentions

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These games didn't quite make our top 10 list, but they did stand out from the salacious crowd.

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Sonic Transformed

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  • Help a recently-turned-female Sonic explore her new body. 
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Legend of Zelda: Hentai Quest

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  • A click-to-progress encounter between Link and Ruto that needs no introduction.
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Metal Gear Solid X: Hard Snake

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  • Get up close and personal with Big Boss'...big boss.
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Resident Evil: Chris' Capture

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  • Essentially Metal Gear Solid X with a different character. 
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BloodRayne

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  • Strip your favorite dhampir of her clothing and fire off your own Blood Hammer.
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Gaper Mario

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  • Get your favorite Mario characters into all kinds of sexy shenanigans.
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P*ssymon

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Much like Bonecraft, this Pokemon parody is a legitimate game, rather than a mere click-to-progress sex simulator. You must purchase P*ssyballs, which you can use to catch the untamed Pokegirls that wander au naturel in the wild - like the pretty Pidgey above. 

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Once you've caught one of these P*ssymon, you must use your energy reserves to care for it. After you've built up enough affection, you can take things to the next level. 

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You and your P*ssymon can explore the world, visit gyms, or get into battles (in later versions). There are even a few easter eggs hidden in the game world. 

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If you don't have time for a full-fledged P*ssymon game, there are plenty of other Pokemon parodies you can check out. In Pokemon Hypno Mercyfor exampleHypno and Lickitung gang up on an unsuspecting Misty. For those who prefer less obvious bestiality, there's Pokemon Double Trouble, where a transgendered trainer transforms her Ditto into a copy of herself to teach one Pokemon trainer a lesson. 

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Click here to start a new adventure in P*ssymon.

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Bonecraft

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From the makers of the widely-acclaimed Bonetown, this is no mere Warcraft smut game; it's a fully-realized RPG that has (gasp) more than just sex in it.

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You're an interstellar captain whose life mission is to find and bone the Elf Queen, who you let slip through your fingers years before. In pursuit of this goal, you and your Space Wranglers crash-land your ship on an orc-inhabited planet that just happens to be harboring a brothel full of elves. So begins an adventure where fighting and f*cking mix like never before. 

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Aside from the full storyline and legitimate voice-acting, Bonecraft gives you quests that require you to engage in sexual acts with a variety of NPCs. And sometimes even your combat is sexually inclined - often your goal is to make sure that your Space Wranglers get laid, and the enemy Wranglers do not. But just in case you can't screw your way out of an encounter, you've got weapons at your disposal, too. 

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Click here to check out the official Bonecraft site and download the game. 

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Mortal Kum Butt

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In this Mortal Kombat parody, a bustier-than-usual Sonya Blade has just lost a fight against Kano. Though she begs for his fatality, he says he's got another finishing blow to deliver: "sexuality." This puntastic premise leads to a click-to-advance oral scene, with occasional begrudging commentary from Sonya. 

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If you're more of a Street Fighter fan, we've got you covered on that front, too. Street Fighter XXX lets you pick which femme fatale you'll be pounding. 

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Click here to play Mortal Kum Butt.

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Metroid Strip

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This shoot-to-strip Metroid Prime parody actually requires a little bit of skill. Samus Aran's suit has been turned against her, and she's bound in place by the grapple beam. You can fire a laser to shatter her armor. 

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The catch here is that metroids are trying to weaken your power beam. The more armor you remove, the more metroids you have to deal with. When you break off all that under armor, metroids will swarm around her, and you'll have to find a way to disperse them. 

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There's another Metroid Prime parody that's got a little bit of platformer action, and a lot of tentacles at the end. If you're into that sort of thing. 

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See more of Samus Aran here.

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Final Fellatio X-2

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An aptly-named Final Fantasy parody. This game opens with a very FF-like title screen, complete with rainbow silhouette and lilting piano music. 

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In an effort to make Yuna jealous, Rikku is spending some...er..."quality time" with Brother. You're not controlling much besides than the speed of this incestuous encounter, prompted to continue by the very eager (and very voluptuous) Rikku. Buddy and Shinra make an appearance for a grand finale, too. 

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If sibling action isn't really your thing, there are a ton of other Final Fantasy parody games that you can check out. Like Final Fantasy X: Wakka's Solo.

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Click here to play Final Fellatio.

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Porn Pong

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This game is more silly than it is sexy. You've got to use your hard log of wood to propel a Quagmire-looking man in a banana hammock toward the rows of reclining damsels. When he makes contact, he gives each lady a few courtesy thrusts before removing her from the board. 

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Click here to play. 

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Ass Effect

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This Mass Effect parody lets you get your intergalactic freak on. Commander Shepard has just discovered a kinky artifact of some sort, and decides to try it out on a busty Miranda Lawson.

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Once you've used the artifact to laser off Miranda's pants, the real fun begins. We won't spoil the surprise, but we will say that the artifact has more than one purpose. And Liara asks to join in on the fun. But you'll have to buy the full game for that.

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We'd warn you about the awkward dialogue and consistent misspelling of the word "artifact", but we know that isn't going to stop you.

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The Ass Effect demo is available on Com Dot Game

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Busty Raider

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As bodacious as Lara is in this Tomb Raider parody, we're still disappointed in the title. The lack of effort on that front is almost astounding. Seriously, even the real name sounds a little dirty. The jokes basically write themselves. (Womb Raider, anyone?)

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You'll have to work a little to get to the good stuff. Lara needs to retrieve a diamond, and you'll have to keep her from hitting dangerous spikes on the way down. Every now and then, she'll have to remove some clothing to lighten the load. Once she's retrieved the diamond, Lara will need a bath and a change of clothes before you head back to camp. She asks you for help with getting clean. Good to see she's still the self-sufficient explorer we know and love. 

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If you want to get a little sadistic, there's also Tomb Raider: PunishmentThough the title is still pretty lacking in creativity, you do have the opportunity to torture a caricatured Lara before turning her over to a more beastly lover. 

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You can play Busty Raider here.

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Sextris

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Also known by the less creative title Tetris X, this Tetris parody uses naked people instead of boring old blocks. Using your Gagboy game system, you've got to rotate these ladies and gents into various sexual positions. If all the right parts line up, they'll engage in a quickie before disappearing from the board. Oral positions are also acceptable, but same-sex matches won't work. Bummer. 

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There are also other Tetris parodies that will reward you with naked women each time you complete a level. But those aren't nearly as much fun.

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Editors Note: Sextris is no longer available.

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"The mind of the artist will desperately struggle to create pornography where none exists..."

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-R. Buttece, Barriers to 34th Dimensional Travel (1889)

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That's rule 34. Everyone’s favorite rule of the Internet. If it exists, there is porn of it.

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If you think there are exceptions to this rule, you simply aren’t looking hard enough. Or maybe you’re afraid to get your hands dirty.

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Luckily for you, we’re pretty shameless. So we scoured the web and all those seedy porn game sites to uncover the weird (and wonderful) adult parodies of your favorite video games. You're welcome, perverts. 

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The title has probably made it obvious, but this article deals with NSFW and pornographic content. If you're underage or your boss is watching, please turn back while you still can. Once you click that next slide, we cannot guarantee that your childhood won't be destroyed.

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HuniePop: NSFW Review https://www.gameskinny.com/o591i/huniepop-nsfw-review https://www.gameskinny.com/o591i/huniepop-nsfw-review Fri, 20 Feb 2015 18:35:35 -0500 Ford James

Some people would say it's an amazing time we live in when we can drag and drop a few colourful gems and cause a barely legal looking cartoon girl to take off her clothes and make virtual sex noises at you. Others would say that it's despicable and all video games that promote objectification of women should be outlawed. Personally, I'm someone who stands by the former. Because it's goddamn hilarious.

I am, of course, talking about the recently released, tongue in cheek visual novel, HuniePop. An idea conceived by lead designer and programmer Ryan Koons, HuniePop only came into fruition due to the generosity of backers on Kickstarter. When someone utters the phrase 'a game enriched by deep RPG systems' to you, games such as The Witcher or Dragon Age come to mind. Somewhat amusingly, that's part of the tagline utilised by the HuniePop developers on the game's Kickstarter page.

The aim of the game is to bed all twelve girls in the game, nine of whom you meet within the first 20 minutes or so. There's also three secret girls which require specific circumstances to unlock. Each girl fills a common stereotype, such as the ditzy blonde girl named Tiffany who likes cheerleading and the timid blue-haired girl who prefers staying in her room and playing video games, claiming she's never been on a date before. There's also the special pink-haired fairy who introduces herself to you as a love fairy with the goal of turning you into a 'babe magnet'. She follows you around, commenting on the girls you meet (and being surprisingly racist at the same time) and offering you advice, along with providing you with a 'HunieBee Four Point Oh'; a fairy smartphone which contains various utilities such as your inventory, a customisable wardrobe for the girls as you unlock more outfits and hairstyles, and also a 'girl finder'. That does exactly what you'd assume; it tracks the location of all the girls you meet so you know where they are at all times. Yep.

Gameplay-wise (or lack thereof) consists of two simple mechanics; dialogue options with the girls, to find out information about them such as their height, birthday and cup size (you read that right; within 3 sentences with each girl it's possible to find out the size of their breasts) and to gain what is effectively experience points, known in-game as 'hunie'. Hunie can be spent on increasing your skills, known in-game as traits, which tie in neatly to the second game mechanic.

HuniePop is, at heart, a match three game in the style of Bejeweled or Puzzle Quest. This aspect of the game comes into play whenever you're on a date with one of the many girls, also known as a 'date grid'. It contains eight different style of tokens to match; Flirtation, Sexuality, Talent and Romance being the four main ones, known as affection tokens. Each girl has their own preference for which token they prefer, thus giving you a slightly extra boost compared to if you match one of the other types. Similarly, they also have one token they dislike, giving a slightly decreased benefit. Other types of token include Joy, which gives you an extra move (as each date is limited to twenty moves), Passion (in essence a score multiplier); Sentiment, which enables you to use 'date gifts' which are effectively power ups, and Broken Hearts, which decrease your score. How do you win? It's simple. Match as many of the affection tokens as you can to reach your score goal. As you progress through your babe slaying haven and upgrade your traits, each date has an increasingly higher score to achieve.

However, like I said at the start, I'm a fan of HuniePop. One of the main strengths of the game is the voice acting; each girl has a unique voice actress and they're all fantastic. Whether it be the sultry sounding, pornstar, MILF character Jessie or the loud, brash, rebellious punk 'fuck the system' Audrey, every girl's voice really encapsulates their personality. It's also a genuinely funny game; the writing is pretty great, there's various pop culture references and also a couple of fourth wall breaking quips. The soundtrack in the game features various slightly differing tunes depending on your location, which are nearly always energetic, consisting of a mixture of pop and jazz.

So there you have it. HuniePop is effectively a match three anime porn 'simulator', although simulator is a stretch. I'd definitely be more inclined to class it as a fantasy. Undoubtedly not for the easily offended or anyone below the age of 18, if you have £7 and are looking for a laugh with casual and not-safe-for-work gameplay elements, HuniePop wouldn't be a bad buy. For anyone else, I'd recommend avoiding this one until it goes on sale. I feel HuniePop is worthy of a 5/10 score.

 

Also, I have an ongoing LP of the game; if you want to see some gameplay, check it out here!

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Video Game Censorship: An Honorable Move https://www.gameskinny.com/bbev8/video-game-censorship-an-honorable-move https://www.gameskinny.com/bbev8/video-game-censorship-an-honorable-move Wed, 23 Jul 2014 05:14:28 -0400 LroyJenk7

Blood and guts, swearing and sex. It seems hard to find a game of good quality that doesn't at least throw in a bit of this to make it "legit" these days. Now, I know we've got our Mario Karts and our Batmans which are obviously top-notch experiences without a ton of the aforementioned pillars of maturity. But, it seems to be that more and more developers are thinking that some grit and adult content is necessary to make the gamer feel like they're playing something worthwhile.

The Line Needs to be Drawn Somewhere

I enjoy the butterflies of a long range headshot as much as the next guy, and I see the necessity for some of the themes in today's games to create the narratives that the writers have dreamed up. In other words, these things have their place. But many games have been ruined unnecessarily by a random and unnatural shot of nudity or a character who swears just a bit too much in order to develop his "rough and tough" personality (I'm looking at you, Sleeping Dogs). I'm talking about games that don't make experiencing mature content a focus in the first place. If you go out and buy the latest copy of Duke Nukem or Leisure Suit Larry, you pretty much know what you're getting--good luck making a case against the blood, swearing, and/or sex. But for a game like Far Cry 3, do we really need a sudden nude shot popping up in a main storyline cutscene that the user can't even skip through? No. No we don't.

But hey, my dislike for what I consider totally unnecessary inclusions of "adult content that makes the game legit" is a personal opinion. It's hard to draw the line with what to include and what not to include sometimes. But Gears of War and Call of Duty have earned themselves a high degree of respect by taking a bold step that other franchises haven't. They've included graphic content filtering.

In a Class of Their Own

Many a game has done this with regards to blood (ex. Assassin's Creed, Mortal Kombat, Metal Gear, etc.), but Gears of War and Call of Duty (World at War and onward) have brought this filter into the foul language department. Call of Duty has even gone so far to limit curses with "damn" and "God" involved, which is a move that I am extremely thankful for.

I know we've got some gamers out there scoffing because connecting with Joel's expletives in The Last of Us made them feel like they were real, rugged men like him, and censoring him would just make him (and them) "soft". I encourage those gamers to think about why they need that swearing, and if explicit language and scenes are necessary for their pride in playing that game.  If that is not the case for you, then what Gears and CoD did should appeal to you. Gears of War, a game built around a macho, dirty band of brothers whose tough personalities make them perfect for squashing alien scum, added optional blood and language censoring. If you honestly feel that Gears of War just isn't Gears of War anymore with those censors, then by all means switch the "Graphic Content Filter" to "OFF." However, if you're like me and simply do not wish to indulge in that language, then you can flip that option and joyfully play your game without reservations.

It's common knowledge that games (and entertainment in general) have changed greatly over the past 50 years or so in terms of the mature content included. It's also clear that your average mature game these days feels the need to conform to this pattern, from the nude shots to the F-bombs. Though Gears and CoD have no doubt been carried along with this movement, they have elevated themselves to a very respectable place of class and sensitivity by including their respective filters.

The Dream of a Refined Gaming Industry

Now the next step for game developers and publishers is to consider the sexual content in their games. Like the blood and language filters, developers/publishers should include a sexual filter in their games, whether the developer chooses to push sex or not. Nudity and the inescapable sexual references (obscure or not) littered throughout even the tamest of games these days go a long way to destroy the class of a game.

For someone like myself, who thinks this says awful things about the honor of a franchise and who is morally opposed to fulfilling my sexual drive in this way, a fantastic option would be to include a filter. Blurring out the images, including a mature content warning screen with an option to skip, or even having black squares would go a long way! This is very doable, and taking whatever steps are necessary to make this sort of thing happen would be a HUGE step toward the earning of respect, and would open up today's games to a much wider audience.

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Is FF14 The Most Adult Final Fantasy Yet? https://www.gameskinny.com/0z31r/is-ff14-the-most-adult-final-fantasy-yet https://www.gameskinny.com/0z31r/is-ff14-the-most-adult-final-fantasy-yet Sun, 08 Sep 2013 15:45:11 -0400 Destrolyn.Bechgeddig

Spoiler Alert: Spoilers about very minor plot details

Brightly coloured scenery and elaborately dressed characters make “adult” the last thing you’d associate with Square Enix’s popular series. But those playing with their latest installment, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (FF14), will no doubt have noticed that suddenly it’s not all as sweetness and light, apart from the expected minor titillation of the avatars' aesthetics.

The first moment that it hit me about just how adult the storyline has gotten, was moment at Little Ala Mhigo were a character gets raped. That’s right, raped! Of course, you don’t actually see it happen, and the word “rape” isn’t outrightly mentioned; all these things are still rather veiled. But the suggestion is unequivocal; the Garleans have taken to raping refugees displaced by its conquest. And it doesn’t stop there.

Adults Only

Here in the scarred lands of Eorzea, adult issues and themes run riot. It might initially seem that Square Enix are outright trying to shock their players, leaving somebody else to think of the children. Along with rape, there’s plenty of bad language (shite, bitch, piss, bastard, whore), and more sexual innuendo than you can shake a sex-toy at; especially the trio of NPCs at Highbridge.

Parts of the storyline that are plain lewd, or frighteningly morbid. For example, at one point you have to clear out some, er, “lively” peeping toms spying on scantily clad bathing female Miqo'te. And then, at Camp Drybone, you have to collect cadavers and bury them. You’re also sent out to investigate a string of murders where young women are found dead with their faces mutilated beyond recognition. The list goes on.

A blond-haired knights stands in a city-square.

Behind the bright lights lies something darker.

All Grown Up?

But when you think about it, Final Fantasy, consistently praised for its deep storylines, have always covered grim or complex issues. There’s the collateral loss of life from the acts of terrorism that Cloud Strife and AVALANCHE commit at the beginning of Final Fantasy VII. Also, there’s genocide at the opening of Final Fantasy IV. Not to mention a whole host of merciless killings at the hands of many of Square Enix’s antagonists and their pawns.

So, has Square Enix really suddenly developed a penchant for narrative nasties? Ultimately, maybe the answer is both "yes" and "no". Part of what may be the reason is that we, as a fan-base, have grown up. Back when we were teenagers, some of the more severe themes were something we probably didn’t think too deeply about. Now, older, wiser, and perhaps more jaded, things like non-consensual sex and gruesome killings just trouble us a bit more.

But on the other hand, maybe Square Enix acknowledges we're older. With a survey by Pixwoo finding that the average age of gamers is no less than 35 years-old, it could be that they’re more open in creating a game with more overt adult themes, especially when graphically violent games such as Saints Row, Grand Theft Auto, and Hotline Miami dominate the sales charts.

It does seem that there is more grown-up content than before: lecherous guild masters, rank racism, and the rest. Whereas in earlier installments, although we had a bit of violence and unnerving scenarios, it's usually been more about the usual existential crises and rites of passage etc. that became familiar hallmarks for the series.

Even if it makes people a little uncomfortable, or startled at how risqué things have gotten, it all adds to one of the most complex and involving stories that the series has seen so far. I for one, applaud it. It might be dark and adult, but it just makes even the more absorbing in a genre that’s either too emotive or too shallow.

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WTF Is Going On In There? Inappropriate Game Advertisements https://www.gameskinny.com/8rbxb/wtf-is-going-on-in-there-inappropriate-game-advertisements https://www.gameskinny.com/8rbxb/wtf-is-going-on-in-there-inappropriate-game-advertisements Tue, 20 Aug 2013 03:10:22 -0400 GirlGoneGaming

The year is 2013... right? Indeed. It is a time of progression, of forward thinking. It is a time of expansion, of pushing the limitations of human boundaries in all walks of life, a time in which we as a society our truly engaging with and redefining societal inequality.

Leaps and bounds have been made in the field of gaming, allowing many women to gain the same respect and admiration as their male cohorts in a male dominated field. It's only fair after all, especially when you consider that we're all nerds when the lights go out and the console lights up. It's almost enough to make your chest swell with pride, like, 'look at my people and how far they have come!' You know, right up until you see something like this.

Wow....way to kill my vibe. Umm...no thank you scantily clad mystery woman. 

Um, no that's okay, strange scantily clad mystery woman.

I uh...don't even know you.

Because now and then I see something on the internet that makes me double take on the calendar, check the year, date, and time, and ask myself if I am in some weird Twilight Zone dimension.

Apparently, I still am

Warning: Apparently Wartune is code for an intergalactic portal with a peculiar fancy for the souls of young men that goes straight into a black hole on the other side of the galaxy.

Ok, pinching still hurts, so apparently this is still happening. So if the reality I am currently perceiving is in fact actuality, then that also means I must accept that while I was lollygagging and minding my own business on what most would consider a PG-13 appropriate site, this happens. And happens. And happens.

I think....I need an adult. Oh wait.

I think I need an adult. Oh wait...

This is usually the point where I slowly vacate my seat and evacuate the premises like a bat out of hell, but the bad thing about browsing on the internet is there is NO ESCAPE. Not when you're merrily watching game reviews on YouTube, casually scrolling through your Facebook game archives or even when you're doing an innocent google search.

What do we call this horror, this waking nightmare that I cannot escape? The Tera effect? Gameageddon?  Like a cloud of bad BO from someone standing too close to you, this  sneaks up behind you ready to ruin your day and make you wish there was an app for that. Before I was aware of it, I realized this wasn't the first time nor the last. Of course back then I paid half-naked women in gaming ads about as much attention as I paid to educational programming forced on me at daycare. None. The scary part? From game blogs to search browsers to reading comics online, Wartune ads kept finding me.

I blame Evony for this.

Wasn't this supposed to be the revolution? You know, the year of the woman in games? Of reclaiming her voice and putting her foot down, complete with a sassy snapsnapneckroll? All I know is I'm confused, disturbed, and... confused.

I honestly feel as if this should not still be happening. I suppose I was looking for bonfires and pandemonium, and got more of this for my efforts. Aeria games apparently thinks I'm a mentally disturbed e-rapist with control issues, and Wartune still thinks I'm 12. But then again, Aeria Games did make Scarlet Blade, so I honestly don't know what I was expecting. Way to ruin my childhood, Aeria, you used to have such wholesome tween approved games. But by now you know that I have a few non-negotiable deal breakers, and scantily clad women in games is one of them.

You really think Wartune would have learned by now, especially considering they pretty much got their fannies handed to them back in May for using the super rare AO (Adults Only) Rating as a selling point in a few of their online advertisements. Wartune claimed that the AO rating was granted through the ESRB, even though the turn based role-playing game has not actually been rated. Even stranger than the self applied rating is there is absolutely no reason for the game's AO rating in the first place (If you don't count the suspect advertisements.)

A ingame Wartune screenshot. Despite belief, nothing sexy happening here.

A Wartune in-game screenshot. Nothing sexy to see here folks.

It's your typical grind fest. You play it for five seconds, get bored once you realize you have to wait for your time/energy etc to replenish, leave, and never come back. I would know considering I made a Wartune account somewhere in the distant past. Of course, this was certainly long before they got to the point of, you know, offering orgies for registrations. That wasn't exactly mentioned when I created my account.

So here's a tough one my fellow gamers. With the very nature of the gaming sphere and the constantly shifting ideals of what defines creative expression and the exploration of sexual identity in games, at what point do we begin to hold companies legally and culturally responsible for ...ahem... this? This is especially important when we start talking online game promotion, which is in itself a grey area.

Considering there is no real defined and concrete frontier for browser games, it's easy for ads like Wartune's to be accessed for viewing through online portals that host games aimed at a younger audience. That's the crowd they want... which is also the crowd they would have to kick out, if that AO Rating ever proved true.

This, of course, just goes to show that this doesn't make Wartune ads any less creepy. Especially when you consider that my younger sister (who is still in her Runescape phase if that gives you a clue of how young she is) admitted that she has seen quite a few of these ads while derping around the internet. And by few, I mean all of them.

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