Brand New Destiny Screenshots Show Off Their Shooty Goodness

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"You will respect the banana gun!"

We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Dead Space.

"And as you can see the rent here is very cheap. While there's no central heating, the view through the hole in the wall is AMAAAZING!"

The Hound! is now making guest appearances outside of Game of Thrones. Call 555-555-555, and he can be at your own Red Wedding or Bar Mitzvah.

We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Knights of the Old Republic.

Luke! Don't forget to go to Tashi Station for some power convertors!

Coming from post-apocalyptic Milan, it's the latest fashion craze, Neo-Feudal Knightware, giving you both protection and style as you strut across the barren and hostile universe.

We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Half-Life 2.

Oh? Really? Already? Okay, um, we interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Spec Ops: The Line.

And now we interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Fallout: New Vegas.

Oh come on, really? Okay... We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Halo 4.

OOOVERRR 9000!!!!!!!!!

Okay, you came up with levels that don't look like other games, right? Right?!

This is the "Warlock Refinery" screenshot. In the world of Destiny, you refine warlocks with bullets, apparently.

Pre-order now to unlock Deathstroke and two exclusive challenge maps.

"RESPECT THE BANANA GUN AND THE BANANA SQUAD!"

"Please stop calling us that..."

*sigh* We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Borderlands.

"Boba Fett!? Boba Fett!? Where!?"

We interrupt this list of Destiny screenshots to give you Battletoads HD.

"Can we keep him?"

"No, he tried to eat my banana gun!"

Published Apr. 29th 2014

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