Busty Raider
As bodacious as Lara is in this Tomb Raider parody, we're still disappointed in the title. The lack of effort on that front is almost astounding. Seriously, even the real name sounds a little dirty. The jokes basically write themselves. (Womb Raider, anyone?)
You'll have to work a little to get to the good stuff. Lara needs to retrieve a diamond, and you'll have to keep her from hitting dangerous spikes on the way down. Every now and then, she'll have to remove some clothing to lighten the load. Once she's retrieved the diamond, Lara will need a bath and a change of clothes before you head back to camp. She asks you for help with getting clean. Good to see she's still the self-sufficient explorer we know and love.
If you want to get a little sadistic, there's also Tomb Raider: Punishment. Though the title is still pretty lacking in creativity, you do have the opportunity to torture a caricatured Lara before turning her over to a more beastly lover.
You can play Busty Raider here.
Published Oct. 11th 2015
