Inside One Of Cards Against Humanity's Rarest Packs

Take a peek at some the world's rarest Cards Against Humanity cards.

This past weekend in Boston, the dudes and lady dudes of Cards Against Humanity hosted a 'pitch a card' style panel at PAX East 2014. The late-night panel was jam-packed and I was lucky enough to snag one of the very last seats. Some suggestions were great, most them were... not so much. To everyone's surprise, the panel ended with a FaceTime call to a local Boston printer where the 10 best cards suggested were already coming hot off the presses. "Look under your seats for a pin," they said, "tomorrow, you can exchange that pin at our booth for your own copy of the pack you all helped to create!"

Cards Against Humanity's saga started as a Kickstarter campaign, so it felt all too appropriate to crowdsource some new cards. Since this small pack was only available to the couple hundred people at the PAX panel, these are some of (if not the) rarest Cards Against Humanity cards out there. One pack has already sold for $250 on eBay. But what are those cards? Take a look for yourself!

1. Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO.

2. Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples.

3. What The Rock was really cooking.

4. Hodor

Originially supposed to be a black card...

5. A floor that is literaly made of lava.

6. All this liquid in my mouth.

7. Giving a dolphin a handjob for science.

8. Exciting content!

9. ________ was totally worth the trauma.

10. Let me tell you about my new start up. It's basically __________, but for _________.

All together now!

Didn't get the pack yourself? Write these in on your own blank Cards Against Humanity cards!


Published Apr. 15th 2014
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    I can just imagine how funny the suggestion of Hodor was. I want to see it on video.

    Please tell me whoever suggested it just walked up to the mic and said 'Hodor' and walked off. I would expect the room was a standing ovation after.
  • Death Metal Hero
    In the words of spongebob: "I NEEEEEEEED IT!!!!"
  • Kate Reynolds
    Senior Intern
    That is amazing. I honestly can't understand how the Cards Against Humanity people are so awesome all the time - like, they can almost do no wrong in my book. Definitely jealous of everyone who snagged those cards!
  • GameSkinny Staff
    Yeah, I got to meet some of them after the panel, very cool people. Probably the best part of PAX!

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