Battlefront Won't Feature Space Battles, but I am Bread's "Starch Wars" Does

The tie fighters are little bagels with graham crackers! Yep, this is Starch Wars.

You all asked for more Star Wars things, and like some twisted, yeasty version of the Monkey's Paw... you got your wish.

I am Bread, the surprisingly popular bread simulator from the creators of Surgeon Simulator, just updated with "Starch Wars" for May 4th (aka Star Wars day). As you can see in the trailer above, you'll have the opportunity to fight starch with starch as heroic bread rebels fight graham cracker/bagel tie fighters and the evil empire of ironing boards. 

That's right, ironing boards. The starch puns are in full force (so to speak).

While fans are going insane for more information about Battlefront and Star Wars VII: Force Awakens, Bossa Studios is here to deliver what the official studios haven't. 

Unlike EA DICE's upcoming Battlefront, I am Bread's Starch Wars actually does have space battles, something that we've all been pining for. EA did just announce that Battlefront game will have 12 multiplayer maps, but will it have bread?


Published May. 4th 2015
  • David Fisher
    Featured Columnist
    ... What did I just watch? XD

    I'm very disappointed that Battlefront won't have space battles. Hopefully they'll make a new Rogue Squadron or something to compensate. Star Wars: TIE Fighter maybe? :P
  • Amanda Wallace
    Former Staff Editor
    Bossa will always step in and fill in the spaces big studios just haven't. Bless them.

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