Excuse Me, There's a Monster on Your Back

If she touches me with one of those things I'm out of here

This is Goshawk. She's of the mistaken belief that leather trenchcoats are the height of fashion, but I, for one, am not about to correct her. 

Do you see those knives?

That enormous skull she is using for a shoulder pad?

That horrific mass of... things erupting from her spine? 

I don't know about you, but I love trenchcoats and think they look great.  I'm off to buy one right now.

She also likes tiny moas.

Rumor has it she's wearing Mistwalker shoulders, a Magitech coat, cultural armguards, Vigil leggings and boots, and a Priory mask. Don't ask me how she has armor from two different orders, she's crazy. She probably unhinged her jaw and screamed at them.  Maybe that weird... orb... thing hanging off of her hip has Forgal's soul trapped in it.  She looks like the sort of person that would keep a soul trapped on her hip.  Is that a thing?  Can thieves do that?


Published Aug. 19th 2013
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    Congratulations Goshawk, you've placed in the top ten for most diabolically fashionable!

    Check out your fellow finalists here!
    Ooh, how exciting! Thank you! I noticed the slideshow has Goshawk listed as a necromancer, though, and she's actually a thief. Most days. ;D
  • Ecobahn
    Loving the comic edge to your entry - entertaining to read! It was written so realistically, so well that I felt a strange and yet sudden urge to buy a trenchcoat....! I'm sure it will come in handy at some point...

    Anyway! You look like a Supervillain from a Marvel/DC comic. There I said it. I'm not sure if that's what you were going for but that's all I can see. Don't get me wrong -- the look is fabulous!
  • The Literal Worst
    Tiny birds: for the classiest of aspiring supervillains.
  • Gwylen
    That is one epic looking trenchcoat o_O
    The pieces work really well together too :D and I'm loving the colours
    Looking good ^_^
  • Lazer_8493
    First of all the colors are terrific, naturally complimenting the hair and the companion bird. In the world of high fashion, one can almost lose all perspective what with all the outlandish costumes and high concept metaphors, so it's really refreshing to see a nice, down-to-earth crazy person with swords strapped to her arms and a horrible monster bursting out of her back. A class act!
  • Taylor Meyers
    Trenchcoats for everyone!
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Huzzah! It shall rain trenchcoats! Wait...

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