With the billions of NSFW nude mods out there, developers have caught onto the fact that some people play games for the naughty parts. That’s led to some real oddity in the gaming underground, from bizarre stuff like Genital Jousting or Cobra Club, to even more truly bizarre stuff like The Tearoom or Gal Gun.
On the mainstream side, there’s Bioware and the newly unleashed Mass Effect: Andromeda, allowing mankind (and a couple of alien species) to take their love making to a whole new galaxy.
Just a few months back, Aaryn Flynn from Bioware offhandedly referenced how this time around the romance scenes in Andromeda would be taken to the next level and become essentially “softcore porn.” While some of them are unquestionably more explicit, with more booty grabbing, writhing, and visible nipples, for the most part it’s still fade-to-black content.
Clearly there’s not going to be anything like full-on penetration or money shots in your typical AAA game though, so playing Andromeda for the sex scenes is a bit of a non-starter. For that, you’ve got to look a bit farther, whether you want 3D simulations similar to what you’d see in Mass Effect, or instead prefer an animated hentai style.
While there are plenty of flash mini-games at the various porn sites covering just about every game series and sexual fetish imaginable, what we’re looking at here is actual, full games worth playing that also have actual, full-on sex.
WARNING: It should go without saying that this is all massively NSFW, and for the love of captain Shephard, don’t click on anything or scroll any further if nudity offends.
Actual Mass Effect Porn
First off, you don’t actually have to go to a different game series at all if the Mass Effect characters are what you are specifically looking for. Rule 34 clearly states that if something exists, a porn edition of it also exists. If it didn’t before, it spontaneously pops into existence when you ask “is there a porno version of this?”
For those playing Andromeda mostly for the bumping and grinding, some glorious 3D animators took it upon themselves to cut out the middleman for you and created explicit sex scenes readily available online.
Honestly, there’s more Mass Effect porn than you could fit on the data banks of the Normandy and the Tempest combined. Well, OK, maybe not that much, but there’s a ludicrous amount of it to be found with some quick searching.
A whole lot of this “parody” porn focuses on Miranda Lawson (you had to see that one coming), but all of the characters get it on in an absurd number of ways in various still photos and fully animated movie clips. Not at work and none of the kids are around? Try some of it out at places like PornHub or Xvideos.
You don’t have to just imagine what’s under the suit anymore!
Sengoku Rance
There are a ton of games in this series covering a wide range of genres and art styles. Sengoku Rance is essentially a Fire Emblem style tactical RPG that also happens to have explicit sex scenes with a bunch of different female characters.
The sex is a major element, but it’s more peripheral than the strategy game play. Sadly, there’s no voice acting, which might be a deal breaker for some players specifically going into this less for the for the naughty bits rather than the grand dreams of conquest and warfare.
Brave Soul
Another one that’s most definitely RPG first, hentai game second, Brave Soul offers 16-bit style action RPG goodness in the vein of classic SNES and Genesis titles.
There’s an opening anime song segment and everything before you hero goes on a quest alongside some nubile ladies. If you want to feel nostalgic and aroused at the same time, well, here you go!
Premium Play Darkness
Actually getting this one up and working in English for the non Japanese folks is a serious hassle, but when it’s finally done, Premium Play is among the cream of the crop for 3D simulations, with hundreds of options for building your dream girl and then having your way with her in hundreds more positions: and that’s essentially the entire game.
There are lots of BDSM and fetish elements, but if that’s not your thing, there’s still plenty of vanilla lovin’ to be had. Since the whole game is explicit sex we can’t really embed a video here and keep it PG-13, but you can see snippets from the game at a more explicit site by clicking here.
Yukkuri Panic Escalation
Visual novels have overtaken platforms like Steam, where they can be pumped out quickly and have a built-in rabid fanbase. Unfortunately the vast majority of those have to tone down their content or censor explicit material to be released there.
When you move away from the big name platforms and go straight to the developers though, there are sexually explicit stories of all stripes waiting to be found.
A yuri (all girl-girl or solo girl) visual hentai novel, Yukkuri Panic Escalation changes up the formula by adding surprisingly fun mini-games before you can unlock any of the scenes to see the actual nudity and then get to the next part of the story.
Three Sisters’ Story
There was this glorious time a lot of you younger gamers may not recall when phones still had cords and Napster was a thing… and all sorts of hentai games were just there for the taking on services like LimeWire. Yeah, you had to dodge viruses and files that were purposefully mislabeled, but if you knew what you were doing, there was a veritable animated porn game cornucopia just waiting to be plundered.
High quality games with tons of sex like Three Sisters Story, Time Stripper Mako (I swear to God I didn’t make that one up), the various Viper entries, and X-Change (mad science gone sexy!) were all freely making the rounds. These are a bit harder to come by these days, and require you know how to figure out a DOS emulator, because these games weren’t intended for operating systems like Windows 10 (or in some cases, even Windows XP).
Three Sisters Story is one many hentai gamers will remember from that time for its classic style, interesting story, distinctive characters, and yes, plenty of sex in a wide range of situations.
Despite what the name might imply, there’s not actually any incest involved here, but you do eventually make the rounds with all three sisters if you play your cards right. Choosing to not get jiggy with one or two of them gets you to a better ending, however, for those with the iron will power to say “no thank you mam, please put back on your undies.”
Runner Up: Blood Dragon’s Insane Sex Scene
Although not a sex game, the completely unexpected love scene from neon 80s Far Cry spin-off Blood Dragon is simply a must-see in the annals of kinky gaming history.
This ludicrous and totally coming-from-left-field segment is as utterly nutso as the puppet sex from the director’s cut version of Team America: World Police. It’s not often you hear lines like “I wanna be blinded with your cyber love” or “ouch, ouch, ouch” in a sex scene.
What did you think of our picks, and what hentai games would you recommend for those seeking a more sexually-charged gaming experience?
Editors Note: Two videos that are no longer available have been removed.
