Customer Relation, Adam Orth Behaving Badly On Twitter, Breaching Human Rights Act With Comments? – INS4NITY W00F

“This one time, At band camp, Nothing happened….”

BECAUSE I NEVER WENT TO BAND CAMP!

Once again, for your amusement, I am writing this article because I can. What’s my reasoning? I don’t think I have any other than I have a VERY SPECIAL BARK to offer you all.

Of course, this is going to be a very passionate rant. If you enjoy watching wolves fly off the handle, please stay. If not, I would not condone reading further.

In elaboration, I would merely like to comment on the behavior of a certain man named: “Adam Orth” of the Microsoft corporation. When people commented on the new Xbox, he, as a spokesman, (so you can understand what he says should be very public related) responded in sarcastic quips including the now famous, and most likely meme’d-by-now: “#DEALWITHIT”

Adam Orth on Twitter:

I hope these messages show this absolute cocky ass as the immense dick he appears to be. But oh-ho! Not done there.

Not in the slightest.

So, let me get this straight, Mr. Orth, former spokesperson of Microsoft. In the coming article I am going to essentially exploit and rant about your behaviour because it is childish.

And in your childish behavior, Allow me to elaborate why they tell the tale of the big bad wolf to naughty to little children.

• You were supposed to be the voice of Microsoft, I bet right now they are feeling very shitty about employing you for speaking on their behalf when it doesn’t seem to be words coming out of your mouth there, but utter and complete bullshit.
  
• Let me get this straight. Your idea of selling a product is by belittling people?
• Furthermore, am I wrong in simply believing that an always on console is a bad thing, and because of being entitled to my voice, my opinion in the free Western world, I am open to downright damned insulting? Criticism, of course. Insulting? No.
• You’ve posted on the Internet in such a negative mannerism, and not once did it cross your mind of the thousands, if not millions of people on Twitter and now the internet clinging to your Every-Bloody-Word. Smart.
• The gaming industry is one of pleasure, fun, enjoyment and socializing, and you chose to be the voice of that by being an utter twit? Sure. That makes me want to buy your console, if only to cram it where the sun doesn’t shine.
• Sarcasm, as they say, being the “lowest form of wit” reveals you in fact to be an obnoxious self contented arse on a pedestal. I’m glad you’ve been knocked down a peg because of it.

People like this, Who believe that their position is some god given right, Who believe in insulting the very people who’ve supported them and their products to get them there, don’t deserve a single cent of what they’ve earnt.

I feel strongly, that in an evolving world where technology is constantly evolving that we as humans must evolve too. We’re progressing with technology evermore because of ease of use, and interactivity. Yet the human phyche is so flawed that we remain in this negative mindset, to criticism when its uncalled for.

And lastly, I may be a victim of my own hypocrisy, but at least every single word I say is being made with consideration, and this negative mindset I have isn’t for the sake of this. It’s downright scorning. Perhaps I could have worded it better. Been the better man. Pampered this absolute derogatory twit with human rights, consideration and unconditional love.

But then again, why bother? He doesn’t seem content enough to consider my rights, our rights by downright mocking us. I fully support the notion that any man who wishes to impose on another persons rights renders himself completely and utterly void of being defended by that right.

“All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.” -The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 1.

So Mister Orth, Thank you very much for impeding on my human rights and every gamer or would-be-gamer that has ever existed who would be interested in the new Xbox.

I hope you can now fully appreciate how much of an ass you have been, and now how open I believe you to be regarding your bad behavior to negative criticism on your downright awful actions. And it will please you to know that Adam Orth has resigned his position in response to a plethora of criticisms sent his way.

You sir, Have just been bitten.  ~Nom~.