Rating: 4.5/5 (124 reviews)
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If you wanna' be "that guy" -- and, let's face it, you probably do -- you can burden your Secret Santa with this. They may hate you for the rest of your natural life, but it'll be worth a laugh, at least.
As an aside, though, this cartoon is fun and cute in a dopey, '80s sort of way. It might be completely tangential to the quality and even humor of the Zelda we know today, but it's still worth something in its own right.