Pokemon Butts! Get 'em while they're hot!
Tired of looking at the whole Pokemon? Wish that you could just get the bottom half and call it a day? Well, your prayers have been answered.
The Pokemon Company will soon sell Pokemon Butts (or, Pokebutts) in Japan.
Omg, Butterfree, look at that Pokebutt.
Part of the Hip Pop! Parade collection, the line focuses on the derrière of your most beloved Pokemon. It appears that the pokebutts are designed to look as if the Pokemon smashed through a wall and became stuck.
From magnets, coasters, plushies, bags, and (hehe) fanny packs, the collection has everything you need to show the world how much you love Pikachu booty.
How could you resist?
The collection is scheduled to drop October 10, 2015 and although no word has been given about US sales, the Amazon Pokemon Store is rumored to provide you with your most coveted butts once the collection releases. Choose your booty and then stand in awe of The Pokemon Company's marketing team.
Chelsea Senecal
An undergrad working torward a BA in professional writing in between GTAV and Destiny binges.
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Of course, Japan.
Does anyone remember the episode of the vanilla Pokemon anime where Ash has to take a standardized test in which he must identify a Pokemon based on its silhouette...and the silhouette is just a circle? (it was not a Voltorb)
This is like a test for Pokemon fans...can you identify the Pokemon based on JUST THE BUTT??? -
I would take that online quiz in a heartbeat.
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Butt what happens when you turn them around?
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I think they're just like...nubs? That is slightly more disturbing than the butt side, imo.
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I'm just seeing another butt... it's just butts for dayz!!
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I see what you did there.
