Top 10 Butts of Gaming

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Butts are a great topic for every gamer. We stare at butts all day, and we don't even realize it. Butt, I don't think we appreciate butts often enough. We don't take enough time to admire the butts that are right there for us to see. So, here are our Top 10 Butts of Gaming.

Number 10: Sheik Butt

Game: Zelda Series and Smash Bros

It's easy to see this butt in Super Smash Bros. Just choose Sheik and get a nice look at that butt. Her butt isn't very viewable from any Zelda games, although Hyrule Warriors allows for a bit more butt action. Butt, with all the monsters trying to kill you it's much harder to focus on it.

Number 9: Yuna Butt

Game: Final Fantasy X

The butt of Yuna gets a mention because she went from modest to sexy overnight; it was an unexpected butt. Butt, if you change her outfit, you don't always reveal it.

Number 8: Cortana Butt

Game: Halo

Cortana, we all know you are only strips of data, but you are a computer that has a butt. The only time we often see you though is in cutscenes, so you don't get high in ranking. Butt, at least you aren't last.

Number 7: Spartan Butts

Game: Halo Reach

Spartan butts are great, but you often can't grasp the concept of how chiseled they are without crouching to get the best view. Dang, that's a butt.

Number 6: Harley Quinn Butt

Game: Batman Arkham City

Harley Quinn, you got an amazing butt. Your outfits always seem to compliment it even when you wear a skirt. Butt, we only see it in cutscenes and mods.

Number 5: Master Chief Butt

Game: Halo

Master Chief butt makes all the fangirls and fanboys melt. His forbidden form is hidden by armor, but we know there's an awesome butt under that combat gear. Chief has saved the galaxy multiple times, so we know he must do a lot of squats. Sorry, butt Cortana can't appreciate you like your fangirls and fanboys, Master Chief.

Number 4: Snake Butt

Game: Metal Gear Solid

Snake, you have a damn fine butt. We can often view it while you are crouching or laying on the ground, even though the developers sometimes put something in front of it. Butt, we all know it's only a matter of time that we get to see it again.

Number 3: Miranda Butt

Game: Mass Effect

Miranda, your butt is ridiculous. Don't think we don't notice the "Investigate" button right there, BioWare.

Number 2: Samus Butt

Game: Metroid and Smash Bros

Samus, the only reason you butt out Miranda for number two is because you used to be a forbidden butt, hidden within the Power Suit. Finally, you released your true butt potential for all of us to see in Super Smash Bros. Thank you.

Number 1: Character Creator Butts

Character creator butts let you put your best butts forward. You can turn your character to see the butt. You can zoom in and out on the butt. You let us make the butt skin color, size, and firmness exactly what we want. If there were a prize for butts, it would be the one we create ourselves. That's why character creator butts take the number one spot for the Best Butt in Gaming.

Published Oct. 28th 2015

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