Then there's this guy just standing in the pitch black corner. We all know, or have at least seen, THAT GUY. He's like Fallout's Mysterious Stranger, but for all the wrong reasons. I guess he is what it's like for your opponents when the Mysterious Stranger pops in to help you out.
Hell! I don't even know if he's doing any goofy shit because I can't even see him. For all I know his head is turned backward, he's wearing no pants, and he has pool floaties for arms. I'm not saying that's the case, but I'm not saying I confirmed otherwise either.
Despite all of this, his belt buckle is clearly visible. After a little research I have come up with a couple possible hypotheses: