Borderlands 2 in 5 minutes: It’s all Tiny Tina

“Ladies and gentlemen give it up for the wild child. The queen of obscene, that girl that will make you hurl, TINY TIIIIIIINAAAAAA!”

Borderlands 2 was a mixed bag of a game. I wasn’t all that impressed until the best character in all the shizz showed up. Tiny Tina was the best part of Borderlands 2, hands down, even through all the Twitter bullshit calling her racist.

Gearbox stuck to her character, and nothing shows it better than the latest Borderlands 2 DLC, “Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep.”

I haven’t even finished yet. But Tina is a badass, and all I need is for her to keep talking and I would be perfectly happy.

“Sup, sucka? It’s Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin’ like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.”

What more do I need?