I’m Just Sayin’: Why the World Won’t End on the 21st

No, the world is not going to end. Here's why.

No, the world is not going to end. Here's why.
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Don’t be silly: the world is not going to end on the 21st. That sh*t doesn’t even make sense, dead up. Here’s why:

Nothing is certain but death and taxes…

…and you haven’t paid up for this year. Trying to die and stuff…you’re not that slick.

I bought my kids a butt-load of gifts…

…and they WILL be opening them on Christmas.

My TARDIS apron hasn’t been delivered yet…

that is all. On a related note:

Do you really think…

 …The Doctor would let that happen?

Your ID expired…

…today. Expiring the day before the world ends? That’s too good to be possible.

I haven’t tried Turducken yet…

You can’t dangle that in front of me like a carrot on a stick. That’s just sick.

The Senate JUST SAID…

they’ll be back after Christmas. Like, Harry Reid JUST said it now.

Uh, hello! Game of Thrones

…doesn’t come back until March 2013.

Bioshock Infinite? GTA V? Ouya?

2013, mudderfudgers.

Marijuana became legal in WA and CO…

…and Twinkies are probably going to stay around. C’mon, now.

NASA told me it wouldn’t…

and I like NASA.

What say you? Why will the world end or not end on the 21st?

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Imayen Etim

Imayen Etim is a freelance writer and GameSkinny contributor based in Gainesville, Florida. She can be contacted at imayen.e [at] gmail.com