Sol Silvanus Knows How to Dress a Salad

This recipe will take time and dedication to perfect, but get it right, and any drab artichoke can be a dazzling lotus. Fabulous, Dahling!

Receipe for ‘The Lotus’ salad dressing:

1. Orchid, Alumination and Glory dye
2. Fight your way to the top of the salad bowl with some First Born trousers and coat
3. Dont forget your Nightshade gloves and boots for balance
4. Splash on some Evergreen shoulder guards
5. Toss with a Zenith short bow skin
6. Decorate with one Fervid Censer from Southsun Cove 
7. Sprinkle liberally with sparkles

Once you’re done, don’t forget to invite some friends over to share in the splendor. Go on now, get up offa that thing.