The Best Twitter Responses To Nintendo’s “Tell Us What You Love About Peach”

Nintendo asks fans to name reasons they love Princess Peach; instantly regret their decision.

Nintendo asks fans to name reasons they love Princess Peach; instantly regret their decision.
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In an effort to piggyback off of the month-long produce party that has been this year’s National Peach Month, Nintendo took to twitter in order to ask their faithful followers what exactly they loved about the Mushroom Kindgom’s ripe royalty. I took the time to cull the finest responses so you don’t have to, which you should all be thankful for, because looking at anything on the internet involving a female game character is an extremely risky proposition. There are some terribly talented perverts out there, that’s for certain.

(Go ahead and try to find a nice picture of Princess Ruto for your Legend of Zelda article. Rouge the Bat? How about any female Draenai? Go on, do it. Be a man and look at pictures of these characters on the internet.)

To be fair, this was much less crayola eroticism and much more pro-Daisy and pro-Rosalina propoganda. Here are the five best Twitter responses, decided by me, me, and me alone.

Aww, that’s actually kind of nice. You go Lil Fu!

This was a disturbingly popular response, but at least this particular tweet left it at that rather than beginning to hashtag their reasons for loving Peach’s badonkadonk blast.

I don’t quite remember that ever happening, but to be fair I never did play the terribly unpopular Super Paper Mario: Second Degree Homicide.

That… that actually is pretty fantastic. Hard to believe that anyone is going to top that.

Nevermind.

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Erik Greeny

okay-looking graduate from the University of Washington; Mariners fan; Y2K survivor