Donald Duck - Kingdom Hearts 2
Let's start with a pretty well-known example: Donald Duck. Now, I know what you're thinking. Kingdom Hearts has zippers on every single character, what makes this example so egregious?
Well, for every other character, you can kind of make up an excuse for why it exists. Sora has zippers on his shoes. Well, most of us use shoe strings, but zippers work too. This checks out. Pete has zippers over his crotch. Wouldn't you know it, so do most of us. This, too, checks out.
But I ask you to give me a single good reason why Donald Duck has a spiral zipper on his hat. I'll be waiting...
Published Jun. 27th 2017
