So if the Ekans wasn't up your alley, you might as well skip this slide. Good? Good.
So, are all the wimps gone? All right. Because now that they're not around, we're going to give our Ekans some fangs. The Arbok adds astringency, depth, and sweetness by inviting tonic water and balsamic vinegar to the party. This results in a truly unique and complex drink suitable only for the most adventurous Pokemon trainers.
Rinse a coupe or martini glass in gin, then add 3 oz of a sweet red table wine. Add 1.5 oz tonic water, then finish with a splash each of lemon juice and balsamic vinegar. Stir and enjoy.