Are GameSkinny posts linked to immortality?

Adding new stuff to GameSkinny has been proven to increase your life expectancy by 4.3 years.* Don’t let immortality slip from your grasp – post now!

* And when we say “proven” we mean we stayed up til 3:25 A.M. one night (morning… whatever) playing games and drinking Red Bull, made a post on GameSkinny and all agreed we felt we were going to live longer.

The general consensus was that we felt like we’d added about 5 years to our lives, but since we’re trying to be scientific, we rounded down to 4.3 years in order to avoid overstating the effects**.