I told Cards Against Humanity all my nicest and naughtiest deeds of the year (anyone else think they'll probably be using those confessions to inspire new cards?) and along with 99,999,999 other citizens of the internet, I managed to get signed up and give my credit card number to total strangers before the CAH Holiday Bullshit promo sold out.
Now, like everyone else, I'm eagerly awaiting their arrival.
I know a lot of people didn't get to sign up, so I'll be sharing mine as they arrive.
I'll be giving my 12 days set of whatever it is away at the end to one person who shares this post on Twitter (tag me in it so I know you did it and can include you! @AmyatGS).
We're giving away a lot of stuff in December, like our GameSkinny Review Products Stash and a PS4 or Xbox One.
Day 1 Video: Conspicuous Consumption - CAH posted the following video for "Dave's Xmas Xporium"to their page to kick off the 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit.
Day 1 Gift: The video paired nicely with these cards, all for the low low price of $1 - INCLUDING SHIPPING! Thanks CAH!
Day 2 Holiday Bullshit Gift: Coal
"A lump of good old American coal from the Reading Anthracite company in Pottsville, Pennsylvania."
Obviously, they really do know what we did last summer.
Day Two Video: Coal
Don't let the subtext get you down, CAH made this nifty video to tell you why coal is pretty damn good, even if it usually means you've been pretty freaking bad.
Day Three Video: Interfaith Circlejerk
NSFW, unless your work is cool with videos about flying ladyparts.
Yeah, you heard me. Flying ladyparts.
Day 4 Gift: Clusterfuck!
Day 4 is a brand new card game, also for horrible people, called Clusterfuck. If you didn't get your hands on the Holiday Bullshit package, you can download Clusterfuck for free here.
That link is also where you can view the Day 4 Video, which I won't be posting here because it's even more offensive than usual and you might not have muted your sound after the video for Day 3 yet. You fool! When will you learn?