[Spoilers] Opening the 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit from CAH

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I told Cards Against Humanity all my nicest and naughtiest deeds of the year (anyone else think they'll probably be using those confessions to inspire new cards?)  and along with 99,999,999 other citizens of the internet, I managed to get signed up and give my credit card number to total strangers before the CAH Holiday Bullshit promo sold out.

Now, like everyone else, I'm eagerly awaiting their arrival.

As each delivery of Holiday Bullshit arrives, I'll be opening and taking pictures of it here.

I know a lot of people didn't get to sign up, so I'll be sharing mine as they arrive.

Then I'll Give my Holiday Bullshit Away

I'll be giving my 12 days set of whatever it is away at the end to one person who shares this post on Twitter (tag me in it so I know you did it and can include you! @AmyatGS).

Feeling lucky?

We're giving away a lot of stuff in December, like our GameSkinny Review Products Stash and a PS4 or Xbox One. 

Published Dec. 11th 2013
  • Bartholomew_3918
    Hey I received most of my CAH 12 days of holiday bullshit envelopes. They all came out of order and I still haven't received. Day 4, day 7, day 9 and day 10. But I have already received days 11 and 12. Day 12 was the most awesome surprise!!! Anyone else here that can shed some light on these other days for me :)
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    I really wish I could have gotten this. I saw it and by the time I went back to get it, they were sold out :(.
  • Ginger Ball Z
    I haven't received Days 3, 5 or 6 yet.

    I'm pretty sure the envelope shown in Slide 8 with the Day 4 gift - Clusterfuck - is actually from Day 3, but my coal-powered computer crapped out before I could get a good look.
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Points for coal-powered computer. Also, someone should mod their case for that, STAT.
  • Mike Johnson_1780
    So far, all I've gotten is a lump of coal a week ago...
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Fear not, Santa's sleigh is bogged down at the post, but it's incoming. Today is apparently the most delivery heavy day of the year, or so NPR tells me.

    For now I'm just trying to figure out who I can play Clusterf*ck with without things getting really awkward.

    ... Which may actually mean I'm missing the point of the game entirely I suppose.
  • Mike Johnson_1780
    Well, that's one way to look at it. Personally I blame my ongoing war with our mail carrier.. half my mail shows up open, so I don't have a lot of faith in the system anymore.
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Woah now, that's no good. Especially at holidays and birthdays. I believe you can report them for that.
  • Chai Chien Liang
    Those are some funny cards, and the lump of coal O.O, looking forward to see what the next 8 days will bring...
  • Shawna_4137
    I haven't received anything yet :(
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Any luck Shawna?
  • Ryan Kerns
    Featured Columnist
    As a graduate of the University of Hawaii where Hawaiian mythology was a required "diversity credit" I can confirm that accuracy of that song.
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Thank you - I was wondering but afraid to google it.
  • Germaximus
    That's pretty funny stuff. I still don't know what CAH is and I doubt I care. =p
  • AC_5264
    i did not receive the coal. sad face... i got 2 set of cards but no coal... that makes me sad for some reason
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    For what it's worth, the cards are the 'better' of the two gifts so far (in my opinion, anyway). Just think - you can give a set to a friend who loves CAH and still have your own!

    Coal is cool and all, but it only powers a lamp for like... 20 minutes.
  • Amanda Wallace
    Former Staff Editor
    Huh, cool. I got a small batch of CAH cards called "Conspicuous Consumption"
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    Me too! Turns out a lot of horrible people got day 2 first (coal). I've swapped them out. Looking forward to day 3!

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