Mario has been around for a long time. He's the mascot of Nintendo and has reached that rare state of being recognized across different gaming age groups.
Over time people have used Mario for numerous videos and memes; some of them have been lighthearted while others, like the following, may just end up ruining the childhood memories you have of the cheeky plumber.
Game Theory: Why Mario is Mental, Part 1 by The Game Theorists
This video, which comes in two parts, is a step-by-step walk through of the overlooked aspects of the iconic character.
Animal abuser? Check.
Vandalism? Check.
Constant abuse of his own brother Luigi? Check.
Racist Mario by Flashgitz
Apparently Mario doesn't like all these non-Nintendo characters on HIS racetrack. Not for those who picture Mario as a humble, lovable, and accepting character.
Mating Habits in the Mushroom Kingdom by Dorkly
Self-explanatory really, but if you ever wondered how all those monsters and objects with faces reproduced...well now you know.
Songs You Didn't Know Had Lyrics: Super Mario World by Animation Domination High-Def
So now that I've ruined your love of Mario characters and creatures, let's move on to the music shall we? In this video the writer adds lyrics to the Super Mario World theme song.
It's not pretty, but it's kind of true. Poor Yoshi is essentially a punching bag for this jerk.
Bowser Wants a Gun by Dorkly
Logic employed in Mario's world: big and slow moving bullets are much harder to dodge than normal bullets.
Bowser points out that this sort of logic makes little sense through demonstration...
Yoshi Drops by TwistedGrimTV
There is a reason why this one is all the way at the end of this collection. Don't watch it if you want to remember Mario and friends in a positive light.
You're going to hit play aren't you? Well...I warned you.
