[GW2 Fashion] Everything you never wanted to know about Pandasurans: A Guide.

Here we can observe the illusive Pandasurans in their natural habitat. We can notice the female is wearing fine clothing, while the male prefers to go about in a rather more revealing garb. Perhaps in an attempt to impress and woo his partner.

Contrary to popular belief, Pandasurans are more closely related to Bonobo chimpanzees than Pandas.

Their primary diet consists of strawberry icecream, fresh alcohol, and plenty of tender lovin'. They can also be observed taking scolding hot baths together, which often results in them passing out in eachothers arms.

The 'Asura Pandarificus' is a fascinating creature indeed, which we must respect and preserve for future generations, for the world would be lost without them.

Send your donations to the Pandasuran Relief Organisation and we will send you a free Pandasura plushie with authentic kung-fu grip.

 

THE LOOK

FEMALE:

  • Head- Fuzzy Panda Hat (Gemstore)
  • Chest- Pirate Captains Uniform (Gemstore)
  • Gloves- Riding Gloves (Gemstore)
  • Feet- Cooks Boots (Gemstore)
  • DYES - Celestial and Abyss.

MALE:

  • Head- Fuzzy Panda Hat (Gemstore)
  • Chest- None
  • Gloves- None
  • Legs-  Khaki Cargo Shorts (Gemstore)
  • Feet- None
  • DYES- Celestial and Abyss.

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Published Jul. 22nd 2013
  • Esther_3820
    Contributor
    Congratulations for getting this far! This is by far the cutest entry of the 10, good luck! <3
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    Congratulations Kealli, you've placed in the top ten for most adorable Tyrians!

    Check out your fellow finalists here!

    https://www.gameskinny.com/wmlbh/whos-the-most-adorable-tyrian-check-out-the-top-10-vote/1
  • Ecobahn
    Contributor
    These screenshots have to be the cutest, most adorable, most kawaii I have seen to date!
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    So I think it's safe to say every girl who has seen this has gone, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".
  • Jaeya_9052
    SIGN ME UP FOR PANDASURANS
  • Stuphoost
    I think I just got a new favorite animal: Pandasurans! They're so cute!
  • Shailyn Slay
    Contributor
    Who'd have thought that even you could be cute NOFX ^^
  • Ashley Shankle
    Associate Editor
    Well that is just too cute! I don't know if my heart can take this much. D:
  • Auesis
    Contributor
    Cuute <3
  • Shovoki
    I'd be tempted to buy you a cute panda hat like this for your next birthday sis if I could find one, but then I'm afraid you'll start consuming all the alcohol and strawberry ice-cream, and the other thing....
  • Capt. Eliza Creststeel
    Contributor
    I think I got a cavity reading this. :)

    Very cute.
  • Coco_8416
    Cute! Can I take one home with me?
  • White Hot Cream
    you can't split us up :( maybe if we have a litter of cubs :p
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    "Here we see the wild Pandasurian in it's natural habitat... Shhhh... We don't want to scare them. Let's observe the cutest thing in Tyria."
  • Pandaphobe
    That is too cute, it may just convert me!
  • Esther_3820
    Contributor
    So cute! <3
  • White Hot Cream
    As the male panda, I obviously won't vote for myself, that'd be tacky, but all my votes are belong to you Kealli <3
  • Kealli
    Contributor
    <3

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