Top 5 Acts of Sheer Manliness (in games)

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In video games, you're always going on impossible, violent adventures. But when it comes to determining how manly something is, it has to be more than just violent: it has to be a magical combination of brave, idiotic, and violent. Shooting a zombie isn't enough: you have to do it shirtless with a flamethrower while smoking five cigars as Psychostick drunkenly wails in the background. Because the essence of the male video-game protagonist is glorious stupidity, and there's a lot of bros out there to upstage.

Published Jul. 7th 2015
  • Rothalack
    Master O' Bugs
    Haha, punching the King of Gods in the face. So good.

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