The Ancient Tale of Emperor Xannytoes (GSWW 1.5 Challenge Winner)
Xannytoes' somewhat pretentious response to the GSWW weekly challenge.
Xannytoes
On the run from twenty-seven law agencies for mooning the Queen of England, Xannytoes is currently hiding somewhere in Northern France. He spends his days fighting off farmers, and keeps himself occupied in the evenings by writing for GameSkinny.