[NSFW] The best things that have happened because of Pokemon Go!

Pokemoan Toys

If you thought the gay sex novel was outlandish, you haven't seen anything yet. The idea of Pokemon meeting sex has officially jumped off the page and into the real world with the “Pokemoan” line of toys.

The lineup includes such toys as Bulby, which features “a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have.” With four different shapes based around famous Pokemon, it's a good bet at least one of these is going to make you “squirtle.”

Obviously, these are not licensed by Nintendo or Niantic, so if you want 'em, you'd better get 'em before that cease and desist gets sent out.

While this actually happened before Pokemon Go launched, don't forget there's also now official, branded Pokemon lingerie, for the gamers who like to get creative between the sheets.

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Published Aug. 5th 2016
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