Army of Two: The 40th Day Review

Sometimes, a game is so bad that not even its own poor quality can salvage it.

Bro Month continues! Gears of War: Judgement sure was surprisingly good, wasn't it? Well, forget all about quality, intelligent design, and respecting players as human beings who aspire to do more than just blindly point their guns at things. This is Army of Two: The 40th Day, and man are you in for a very different kind of treat.

With horrible frame rate, some absolutely terrible writing, and beyond dull cover based shooting, Army of Two: The 40th Day shows us that there actually was a time when EA released worse quality games than they do now.

Game: Army of Two: The 40th Day
Platforms: PS3 (Reviewed), Xbox 360
Price: $9.99 to $19.99
Rating: 2/10

The game reviewed was acquired at a yard sale.

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Published Apr. 29th 2015

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