I knew my mother was wrong about you!

Dear santa,

I always new you existed! All these years my blaphemous family members have lied to me by saying that they were the ones puting presents under the tree and that you were a lie conceived for naive children! Even despite the hard evidence I had like the cookies you ate! or   even the time i saw you at the mall and got my picture taken with you they would still deny your existence!such arrogance!  Now if only you could actually bring some cool gaming gear that my my parents couldn’t afford  (and don’t be a cheapskate  like that time you got me a PCP-station instead of a PSP, the hell santa!)  then surley that will convince my oblivious family that you indeed exist. So let’s show them  you are as real as real gets and come to my house with a playstation 4! (notice the A in playstation… not polystation..)

Your bro, Orpheus010

PS:We should go to gym together sometime.