[Roundup] Outlandishly Useless Armor Contest Entries!

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"The best and brightest scientific minds came up with a see-through latex catsuit."

Our first nominee is Cyberskin Armor, submitted by Excitetur!  You can find the full entry here.

Vote for your favorite utterly useless armor in the comments! The winner scores an Amazon gift card. 


Published Feb. 20th 2014
  • Amy White
    Former Editor in Chief
    I'm grateful my vote doesn't count on this, because I really don't have any idea which of them is worse.

    It's like they're all winners in their own, hilarious, way.
  • Lauren Puga
    Featured Columnist
    Gotta vote for the Stormtrooper!
  • Mary Yeager
    Senior Intern
    Not only is the Amazon chain mail bikini on Amanda's post the worst..omg its got to be one of the ugliest looking female models I have ever seen! Even the orcs in games dont look that hideous!
  • Capt. Eliza Creststeel
    - Girl looks more like she has a cellulite problem than having over-muscled thighs. *snicker*
  • Amanda Wallace
    Former Staff Editor
    I vote the Amazon armor. ;)
  • Cortalia
    um... isn't that your entry?

    do submtters get to vote? and if so do they get to vote on their own submission?

    Because if we do I vote for mine!
  • Amanda Wallace
    Former Staff Editor
    yep, my entry. I assume my vote is invalid (hence the winky face)

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