The G.O.A.T. Test in Fallout 3 asks 10 questions to determine your future job in Vault 101. Nine out of the 10 questions have a tagged skill associated with them and your points are added up depending on how you answer the questions. Whatever tagged skill has the highest count is the job you are assigned. Here are all Fallout 3 GOAT Test Answers so you can get your dream job!
All Fallout 3 Goat Answers and Outcomes
Based on how you answer the G.O.A.T. test in Fallout 3, you can achieve 13 outcomes. Instead of trying to achieve a specific outcome by trial and error, we have all the answers you need to get the desired result.
Click on a link below to be taken to a specific outcome based on how you answer:
- Clinical Test Subject
- Fry Cook
- Jukebox Technician
- Laundry Cannon Operator
- Little League Coach
- Marriage Counselor
- Pedicurist
- Pip-Boy Programmer
- Shift Supervisor
- Tattoo Artist
- Vault Chaplain
- Vault Loyalty Inspector
- Waste Management Specialist
Clinical Test Subject GOAT Test Answers
“Interesting. “Clinical Test Subject”… sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?” |
| Question 2 | “Scream for help” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “Pitcher” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.” |
| Question 7 | “Large doses of anti-mutagen agent” |
| Question 8 | “Slip some knock out drops into the resident’s Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he’s unconscious.” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Fry Cook GOAT Test Answers
“Looks like the diner’s going to get a new Fry Cook. I’ll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.” |
| Question 2 | “Amputate the foot before the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Pick the boy’s pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate” |
| Question 4 | “Pitcher” |
| Question 5 | “Throw your tea in granny’s face.” |
| Question 6 | “Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.” |
| Question 7 | “Large doses of anti-mutagen agent” |
| Question 8 | “Sneak into the resident’s quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk” |
| Question 9 | “Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Jukebox Technician GOAT Test Answers
“Thank goodness. We’re finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn’t worked right since old Joe Palmer passed.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.” |
| Question 2 | “Amputate the foot before the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment” |
| Question 4 | None, you wish the vault had a soccer team” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Walk away, and let the old coot rot.” |
| Question 7 | “Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.” |
| Question 8 | “Steal the comic book at gunpoint” |
| Question 9 | “Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Laundry Cannon Operator GOAT Test Answers
“Well according to this, you’re in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?” |
| Question 2 | “Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities” |
| Question 3 | “Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay” |
| Question 4 | “None, you wish the vault had a soccer team” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.” |
| Question 7 | “Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser” |
| Question 8 | “Sneak into the resident’s quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk” |
| Question 9 | “Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Little League Coach GOAT Test Answers
“I always thought you’d have a career in professional sports. You’re the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations.”
It is only possible to achieve the Little League Coach outcome by using a mod to fix the issue because it requires your highest skill to be unarmed. However, only two answers provide unarmed points on the test, and no matter how you answer the questions, another skill will exceed 2 points or tie unarmed skill points.
This means that if two skills have the same score on a test, the player is chosen for the skill that comes first in alphabetical order. As ‘Unarmed’ starts with a ‘U,’ it will always lose to any other skill in the test due to its alphabetical order.
Marriage Counselor GOAT Test Answers
“Wow. Wow. Says here you’re going to be the vault’s Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!” |
| Question 2 | “Scream for help” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “Pitcher” |
| Question 5 | “Offer your most prized possession for the resident’s life.” |
| Question 6 | “Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.” |
| Question 7 | “Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.” |
| Question 8 | “Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Pedicurist GOAT Test Answers
“It’s nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you’re a foot person.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?” |
| Question 2 | “Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities” |
| Question 3 | “Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay” |
| Question 4 | “None, you wish the vault had a soccer team” |
| Question 5 | Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol.” |
| Question 6 | “Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.” |
| Question 7 | “Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser” |
| Question 8 | “Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Pip-Boy Programmer GOAT Test Answers
“Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?” |
| Question 2 | “Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “None, you wish the vault had a soccer team” |
| Question 5 | “Offer your most prized possession for the resident’s life.” |
| Question 6 | “Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.” |
| Question 7 | “Large doses of anti-mutagen agent” |
| Question 8 | “Sneak into the resident’s quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Shift Supervisor GOAT Test Answers
“Apparently, you’re management material. You’re going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.” |
| Question 2 | “Amputate the foot before the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Pick the boy’s pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate” |
| Question 4 | “Pitcher” |
| Question 5 | “Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol.” |
| Question 6 | “Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.” |
| Question 7 | “Large doses of anti-mutagen agent” |
| Question 8 | “Sneak into the resident’s quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk” |
| Question 9 | “Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Tattoo Artist GOAT Test Answers
“Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault’s new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won’t be me.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.” |
| Question 2 | “Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “Catcher” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.” |
| Question 7 | “A bullet to the brain” |
| Question 8 | “Sneak into the resident’s quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk” |
| Question 9 | “Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Vault Chaplain GOAT Test Answers
“They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you’re slated to be the next vault … Chaplain. God help us all.”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!” |
| Question 2 | “Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “Designated Hitter” |
| Question 5 | “Offer your most prized possession for the resident’s life.” |
| Question 6 | “Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.” |
| Question 7 | “Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.” |
| Question 8 | “Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Vault Loyalty Inspector GOAT Test Answers
“Huh. “Vault Loyalty Inspector”… I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?” |
| Question 2 | “Amputate the foot before the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “Pitcher” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.” |
| Question 7 | “Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser” |
| Question 8 | “Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions” |
| Question 9 | “Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he’ll get an electric shock next time he shaves” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Waste Management Specialist GOAT Test Answers
“It says here you’re perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!”
| Correct Answer | |
|---|---|
| Question 1 | “Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!” |
| Question 2 | “Amputate the foot before the infection spreads” |
| Question 3 | “Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer” |
| Question 4 | “None, you wish the vault had a soccer team” |
| Question 5 | “Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don’t want to miss.” |
| Question 6 | “Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.” |
| Question 7 | “A bullet to the brain” |
| Question 8 | “Slip some knock out drops into the resident’s Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he’s unconscious.” |
| Question 9 | “Put a firecracker in the toilet. That’s sure to cause some chaos” |
| Question 10 | “The Overseer” |
Now that you know what all Fallout 3 GOAT Test Answers are and have achieved your dream job, you will have an amazing life in Vault 101. Or will you? Check out our Fallout 3 hub for other guides like the 10 best Easter eggs and jokes.
